What happens when you pause a video at the
The Walking Dead Family on a yacht @ San Diego Comic Con ‘14
do u ever start being friends with someone
and then u get to know them
and its like
i dont actually like you
can we stop this friendship thing we have going on
Dir. Danny DeVito
"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."
last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice
straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”
does anyone else hear songs differently after hearing them live in concert like they will never be the same to you again because at the concert the singer screamed a lyric that’s not screamed in the studio version of a song so you find yourself yelling at those little moments and you feel so alive
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?