genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: pug puppy being blow-dried

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: pug puppy being blow-dried

(via undefined-xx)

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via toocooltobehipster)

ruinedchildhood:

Replacing Hannah Montana videos with Miley’s new songs is my new favorite thing

(via yourperfect-disaster)

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

(via yourperfect-disaster)

Otters frolicking underwater.

(via kird)

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

(Source: thefilmfatale, via foreveralone-lyguy)

superblaine:

i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

(Source: elena-damons, via foreveralone-lyguy)

cootyxqueen:

"those tattoos are gonna look ugly when you get old"

as if shitting on myself every 10 minutes isn’t gonna look ugly 

(via sapphirelillies)

majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

(Source: homersenemy, via toocooltobehipster)

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: memewhore, via vctoria-elizabeth)