why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
Replacing Hannah Montana videos with Miley’s new songs is my new favorite thing
Otters frolicking underwater.
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
"those tattoos are gonna look ugly when you get old"
as if shitting on myself every 10 minutes isn’t gonna look ugly